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Post  Avatar: DoD on Fri Jun 26 2009, 12:10

Here's a few songs I wrote for my band that doesn't quite exist...






Sanity's Requiem

Your eyes open
For the first time
This bliss called insanity
That’s your crime
They lock you up
They tie you down
You've been found guilty
Your minds not sound

Gone are the things you held dear
You'll kill the ones who put you here
You cant take it anymore
You wont stop
Until their blood pools the floor

Years pass by
Your kept In a cage
One things on your troubled mind
Violent rage
Friendly shadows come to play
Happy thoughts sometimes visit
Though they never stay

Gone are the things you held dear
You'll kill the ones who put you here
You cant take it anymore
You wont stop
Until their blood pools the floor

The voices inside
Cant be denied
They get their way
Every time
They say your dead
And you don’t know why
But they have been known
To tell a lie
It seems you've lost it
But that’s ok
Your only tomorrow
Is yesterday
Your too far gone
For anyone to save
So just smile...
And dig your minds grave








The Fuck song

This is the song, where we say fuck, over a hundred times
You will find, that the word fuck, is embedded within our rhymes
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Don't you just fucking hate, when your on your way to a girls house
She says to come up to her room, but be as quiet as a mouse
So you show up thinking your gona get laid
And for that your glad
But the porch lights come on
And out fucking walks her dad (Ohhhh)
(Mother Fuck!)
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Don't you just fucking hate it, when your taking a sloppy shit
And all you find to wipe your ass
Is an empty cardboard tube, and thats it (Ha ha ha)
(Mother Fuck!)
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Don't you just fucking hate it, when your asleep in your room
and this old ass bitch comes in, with a trash bag and a broom
I said I would fucking clean my room when I felt like grandma
You fucking bitch, I'll claw your fucking eyes out you fucking cunt bitch
I'll kill you! I'll fucking kill you!
What the fuck?
Man you ok?
I don't think thats part of the song dude
Me either
What the fuck do you know about it?!
Huh grandma?!
You don't know shit!
What the fuck is he talking about?
I don know dude
I think he's off his medication
Hey man get him off me
You son of a bitch get your hand out of there
You like that don't you grand ma?
You whore
You fucking like it!

Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck

Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck
Fuckedy fuckedy fuck








The Dream

I had a dream I was stuck behind the TV screen
Trapped inside a horror movie that I once seen
Reliving the same shit every night
Slashing up the same mother fuckers with the same butcher knife
I kill em, stab em, in so many ways
Then I wake up and feel the warmth of the suns rays
I get up, get ready, and go to work feeling alright
But when I go to sleep its the same shit every night
This one mother fucker wanted to be a hero
Hiding in the closet behind a blanket covered pillow
He wants me to think he's asleep in the bed
I stab through the closet doors and get him in the head
Shit, he should have known he wouldn’t have a chance to fight
He died just as quickly as he does every night

Am I loosing my sanity? Cursed from watching too much TV?
Wish I could change the channel inside my head
Sometimes I wish I would wake up dead

This dream keeps coming and it's oh so real
I popped a pill to stop the urge to kill
Somethings gona have to calm me down
Suddenly I’m reminded of the chick I drowned
Naked in the bath tub, she was a little hottie
When I came in she called out
"Is that you Scotty?"
No its not, he's dead out in the hall
Nailed to the ceiling, and missing his jaw
Before she opens her eyes and starts to wonder
Both hands go on her head and push her under
She tries to fight it, but not that hard
I throw her body out the window and she lands cut up in the yard
Waking up again, my hands are shaken
My wife’s down stairs, I can smell her cooking bacon
I sit down to eat, she asks me if I’m alright
I feel just the same, as I do after every night

Am I loosing my sanity? Cursed from watching too much TV?
Wish I could change the channel inside my head
Sometimes I wish I would wake up dead

Tonight was different, that much was clear
A new mother fucker was wandering around here
He looked around for a wile, unaware of what I had in store
And I stalked his ass, right up to the second floor
He stood there waiting at the end of the hall
His back was facing me, and he was staring at the wall
Without turning around he laughed and said
You cant kill me, so just go back to bed
Fall asleep, and have good dreams this night
You don’t have to relive this, you can change it alright?
I don’t believe this shit, this guys talking like he knows
He's pissing me off, And I’m gona stain his clothes
Sure he can talk, but I want to hear him scream
Stupid mother fucker, I've tried to change this dream
In three seconds flat, I’m across the hall
I stick the knife through his spine, and pin him to the wall
I throw him to the ground, and he lands on his face
I really want nothing more, than to wake up from this place
Who was this mother fucker, I just have to see
Turned his body over and the mother fucker was me

At some point I lost my sanity Was it from watching too much TV?
I wish I would have changed the channel instead
Because now I'm forever trapped inside my head








Stalker kid

Quiet in the corner
I sit all alone
staring at the chick
that I would like to bone
yes she can tell
I’m looking at her ass
it really freaks her out
cause I’m the stalker kid in class

stalker kid
I'll follow you home
stare in your window when your all alone
stalker kid
I'll follow you to church
I'll be there at the mall
I got over 500 pictures of you on my wall
stalker kid
stalker kid

I'm the one they call stalker kid
Have you afraid to close an eye lid
Because you know that when you do
I'm gona be there watching you

I'll go through your garbage
I'll steal your clothes
I'll eat the tissue after you blow your nose
I'll watch you eat
I'll watch you sleep
hiding behind your door I wont make a peep

You may never ever see me
But I’m not far
Hiding in the back seat of your car
Stalker kid
Stalker kid
Yeah
Yeah
Stalker kid
To you I’m nothing
I’m just scum
But I'd eat out your mama
Just to taste
Where you came from
Stalker kid
Stalker kid
Yes I’m the stalker Kid

I'm the one they call stalker kid
Have you afraid to close an eye lid
Because you know that when you do
I'm gona be there watching you








This rainy day

A sickness overcomes me
as storm clouds gather around
The sunshine fades away
and drops of rain fall to the ground
There’s no life in my eyes
There’s no fire in my soul
Just this growing emptiness
that’s spinning out of control

There is no end to this
At least one I can not see
Yet always you were standing there
right in front of me
I hear your voice
and my heart becomes alive
Single handedly you revive
all that was dead inside

I never thought that anyone
could ever make me feel this way
a broken spirit is mended
on this rainy day

Your smile chases away
the demons in my head
I'll hold you in my arms
until the day that I’m dead
You've given me the power
to face this rainy day
Like a shadow fleeing light
my fears they melt away

I never thought that anyone
could ever make me feel this way
a broken spirit is mended
on this rainy day

The sunshine unbound
makes it way back through
and moves throughout a world
where there’s only me and you
Storm clouds above they clear away
finally an end to this rainy day








A Darkness Betrayed

I released all my demons
Got rid of my hate
And now when Its needed
It may be too late
I tore out the evil
Bid farewell to the dark
And now that you've betrayed me
The rage wont even spark

So this is how you repay my sacrifice
The darkness I now summon back
Isn’t something to be cast off twice
its wicked and evil
Its heartless and black
And you best be afraid, because its coming back

Helpless and alone
I know I wont last
Crying to myself
Until a shadow is cast
Once more a darkness fills my soul
The limitless power
Is again mine to control
I welcomed it back
Into my heart
Now I wont stop
Until your torn apart

So this is how you repay my sacrifice
The darkness I now summon back
Isn’t something to be cast off twice
its wicked and evil
Its heartless and black
And you best be afraid, because its coming back

The voices scream
There coming back
The voices cry out
For one last attack
There’s nothing more that you can do
Remember my name
For its the name of the one who killed you

The demons within scream vengeance
The voices in my head cry for blood
You’re the only one in my way
I wont rest until you pay
You wont win but you can try
The day you chose to cross me
Was the day you chose to die

So this is how you repay my sacrifice
The darkness I now summon back
Isn’t something to be cast off twice
its wicked and evil
Its heartless and black
And you best be afraid, because its coming back








When I'm Dead and Gone


When I,m dead and gone
Can I honestly say
Everything I did
I did my way
Can I say
life flew to fast
That my time on earth
was a blast
And will I be able
to look you in the eye
To tell you that I'll miss you
And try not to cry

If I were to leave this moment
If I were to say goodbye
Would you convince me to stay?
Would you even try?

If I could do it all over
Would I make any change
To have all my dreams come true
Or would they still be out of range
would I do my homework
And study real hard
Would I remember
To send you a birthday card
Would I be much nicer
To those who brought me joy
Would I consider how you felt
Or with your emotions would I toy
Would I become famous
Be all over TV
Or would I leave behind
A vast legacy

If I were to leave this moment
If I were to say goodbye
Would you convince me to stay?
Would you even try?

When I'm dead and gone
How exactly will you feel
Will my absence sadden you
Or give you a cheap thrill
Will you want me to go
Or will you want me to stay
I really do not care
Because I love you either way
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Post  CriticsConfession on Fri Jun 26 2009, 15:05

Y'know, since I have a REAL band and all, (don't watch out live performance on Youtube. Our old vocalist sucked so we switched over to me [the guy running around in the background playing mad guitar riffs]. Oh, and our drummer sucked too, so we swapped him out too. Now, we're great!) I could probably use some of these if it's alright with you.
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Post  xxsoranxx on Fri Jun 26 2009, 17:26

.............My Grampa.....is...so....amazing.... Shocked
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Post  4everZutara on Fri Jun 26 2009, 23:44

wow SERIALKIFFER...JUST...WOW Shocked Shocked
those were awesome my favorite was the dream that right there was deep

and the fuck song was so true the grandma park hilarious and the girlfriend dad, and the toilet paper(i guess that the whole song) all of it was funny jocolor lol!
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Sat Jun 27 2009, 00:03

4everZutara wrote:wow SERIALKIFFER...JUST...WOW Shocked Shocked
those were awesome my favorite was the dream that right there was deep

and the fuck song was so true the grandma park hilarious and the girlfriend dad, and the toilet paper(i guess that the whole song) all of it was funny jocolor lol!

Thanx...
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Post  damei92 on Sat Jun 27 2009, 00:17

Cool!
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Post  AvatarRafael on Sat Jun 27 2009, 01:56

you are a wierd person serialkiffer... lol. I also have made songs for my imaginary band!
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Post  riley on Sat Jun 27 2009, 09:19

AvatarRafael wrote:you are a weird person serialkiffer... lol. I also have made songs for my imaginary band!

Lol. Stalker kid is...disturbing. I hope you're not writing from real life experience.
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Wed Jul 08 2009, 21:55

riley wrote:
AvatarRafael wrote:you are a weird person serialkiffer... lol. I also have made songs for my imaginary band!

Lol. Stalker kid is...disturbing. I hope you're not writing from real life experience.

Na, I dont have to stalk chicks... They stalk me...
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Post  ~Cheeto~ on Wed Jul 08 2009, 22:02

sk, u r deffinately an inspiration to me...i just wanna be so much better...hehe jk

but dude, those were some sik kicks yo! 10/10...and i am not kissing ass!!!
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Post  Sweetalker on Wed Jul 08 2009, 22:03

"Grandpa"...? Exactly how old ARE you, SK?

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Post  CriticsConfession on Wed Jul 08 2009, 23:07

Kiff, how old are you?
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Post  xxsoranxx on Thu Jul 09 2009, 00:16

*COUGH* hes infinity years old...
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Post  shasyu on Thu Jul 09 2009, 00:53

xXSoranXx wrote:*COUGH* hes infinity years old...

thats a big number o.0
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Thu Jul 09 2009, 05:11

What can I say... I been around a while...
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Post  damei92 on Thu Jul 09 2009, 05:42

xXSoranXx wrote:*COUGH* hes infinity years old...

infinity has too many zeros that it equals zero...(no offence to SK though)
in maths that is...... Cool
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Post  danielledear1 on Sun Jul 26 2009, 03:04

I started singing Sanity's Requiem (I probably already forgot the name. hehe). lol Here's the music I sang it to:

http://www.livevideo.com/video/ignite444/699A4191CDB74C4496A052AC7E14E1AD/azula-s-rage.aspx

During the drum part at the beginning, I spoke the first stanza (or paragraph or whatever you wanna call it). Then I sang the rest. MAN THAT WAS FUN!!!

And great lyrics! I think it fits the music very well! Very Happy
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Wed Jul 29 2009, 06:10



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5ImRI38BzU

A re uploaded video I did...

It cut a scene out for some reason at the end, and left it black...
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Post  CameronCavsFan on Wed Jul 29 2009, 13:50

LMAO. Laughing

Fuck Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Fuck!

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Post  damei92 on Wed Jul 29 2009, 23:32

GARRA! Gosh he sooo adorable! *glomps gaara*
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Wed Jul 29 2009, 23:36

damei92 wrote:GARRA! Gosh he sooo adorable! *glomps gaara*

MY HIP!
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Post  damei92 on Thu Jul 30 2009, 00:17

SerialKiffer wrote:
damei92 wrote:GARRA! Gosh he sooo adorable! *glomps gaara*

MY HIP!

lols! i dunch even think anyone can glomp gaara...damn his sand shield!



watch this...LOLS!
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Thu Jul 30 2009, 00:28

damei92 wrote:
SerialKiffer wrote:
damei92 wrote:GARRA! Gosh he sooo adorable! *glomps gaara*

MY HIP!

lols! i dunch even think anyone can glomp gaara...damn his sand shield!



watch this...LOLS!


LoL, lets not...

I had to turn the volume down, the Japanese voice actors get on my nerves...
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Post  damei92 on Thu Jul 30 2009, 07:25

LoL, lets not...
I had to turn the volume down, the Japanese voice actors get on my nerves...

i prefer watching the original version...xD
the english ones from cartoon network sounds soo fake... Shocked
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Post  Avatar: DoD on Thu Jul 30 2009, 07:41

damei92 wrote:
LoL, lets not...
I had to turn the volume down, the Japanese voice actors get on my nerves...

i prefer watching the original version...xD
the english ones from cartoon network sounds soo fake... Shocked

Well I don't speak Japanese... lol... That and the many Japanese voice actors, male or female, are way to high pitched, they don't even sound like real people...
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